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A group of teenagers wake up in a strange, fantastical land with creatures from myth and legend. They are given archaic weapons they don't know how to use and told to do their best.
Convinced it has to be some kind of virtual reality RPG, all the people summoned form parties and set off on their adventures, leaving behind the people nobody wants in their group.
Story of my life, thinks Colin.
Colin and his party of misfits have managed to survive their introduction to this new world. Now they just have to find civilisation. It has to be hiding around here somewhere.
A new city brings new problems for Colin. Trolls, zombers, lizardmen and a little girl dressed in black all want to make trouble for the most reluctant of reluctant heroes.
Losing everyone in his party means Colin can finally be alone. But not for long. And his new companions are even more annoying than his old ones.
Having (kind of) saved the world, Colin would like nothing more than to have a little quiet me-time. Sadly, the world isn't that grateful, and neither is anyone else.
The world is full of fairies, it turns out. Not the cute ones who give you money for teeth. These ones are more likely to punch you in the mouth.